Update and BUMP: In keeping with CMStrapz comment, RightwingSparkle has this post:
According to the women security guard who shot the shooter of the Church in Colorado Springs yesterday, Jesus was in her gun.
Given that Mike Huckabee is a man of the church, his response to this high schooler's question is interesting:
Wasn't Jesus a man when he performed that particular miracle? Maybe Huckabee just likes Baby Jesus, like this guy:
Pilfered the Huck clip from lewrockwell.com
2 comments:
It's hard to believe that God can find the time to help Mike Huckabee, since he's so busy helping Kurt Warner and Jon Kitna during football season... oh... wait... I guess he has plenty of time.
Also - I like to picture Jesus as Marcellus Wallace in Pulp Fiction, with a cocked shotgun and cell phone, ready to get medieval on the ass of a hillbilly rapist.
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