Wednesday, August 01, 2007

OJ Simpson Live!!!!

Lifted in it's entirety from "With Leather"




Hypothetical situation: IF I were famous, and IF I had killed a couple people, and IF I had gotten away with it thanks to a slick defense team and an incompetent prosecution, and IF I had subsequently been found responsible for the deaths in a civil suit, and IF a decade later I was still widely reviled by a large segment of the population... then maybe -- just maybe -- I would think twice about going on live television with a call-in segment. I'm just sayin'.

Seriously, though: O.J. killed Bill Walsh.

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3 comments:

C.M. Strapz said...

Do you remember when you played for the 49'ers? Yes. Did you kill Bill Walsh?

Bravo, my NJ friend, bravo! Channeling Chris Farley and insulting OJ in a hilarious way... priceless.

BTW - you should write "shamelessly lifted in its entirety"

Randolphus Maximus said...

that would imply I have some sense of shame...

Anonymous said...

Good words.