Little Baby is all Grownz Up

Christina Aguilera recently had her first child and as a result her boobs are gianormous. I'm not really a breast man as it is and huge fake boobs really don't do anything for me . But they apparently do something to talk show host Ellen Degeneres.

edit: I will concede that I've had whole conversations with women wearing low cut tops like this and they could have a face like the Lochness Monster and I wouldn't know. So maybe boobs do a little something for me, but I'm primarily a butt man. Anyway:



Pilfered from WWTDD

Alessandra Ambrosio is Pregnant

I've been away from my computer today and haven't had chance to post that much. But the news that supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio is "with child" comes as a surprise to me. Brendan over at WWTD broke the news via Page Six:

Victoria's Secret angel Alessandra Ambrosio won't be strutting down the runway in her skivvies anytime soon. The Brazilian beauty, 26, is pregnant with her first child. "She's a few months along," said our insider. Ambrosio is thrilled, she told pals at a weekend party at the Hollywood Hills house of her boyfriend, Jamie Mazur.

All I gotta say is, based on my experience with "hot" chicks and supermodels (which is pretty much limited to what I've seen on Nip/Tuck and Michael Bay movies). I wouldn't be that thrilled if I were boyfriend Jamie Mazur. You're talking about a woman who is at the height of her powers, she's young, gorgeous, and has a job that pays a lot of money and requires tons of travel and time away from home. So imagine how often she gets hit on by dudes (especially ridiculously charming, handsome and wealthy dudes like me) and chicks even. Got it? Now multiply that number by 100 and you get the idea of how many opportunities she's going to have to "test the limits of the expectation of privacy".

Kate Beckinsdale is sexy

Let's see:

1. Sexy English accent: check
2. Knows how to dress when leaving the house: check
3. Isn't a spendthrift and likes to save some money by shopping at Target: check
4. TRO keeping my distance to 500 feet away from her expired: check

Doesn't everyone have that fantasy of shopping at Target and being locked in the store with Kate Beckinsdale after closing time and not being able to leave. Then you're forced to work together for your own survival because no one's coming to the rescue. Then she sees how resourceful and smart you are at assembling tents and gathering canned food and she begins to fall in love with you like you knew she would.

What about cellphones you say? Yeah, thanks for ruining my dreams. Bastards.

For more pics of Kate go to What Would Tyler Durden Do?

Cover Song of the Week

Kelly Clarkson going way back "Stuff Like that There"-

Admittedly, this was the first time I ever heard her sing and developed an instant crush.





It's amazing how much fatter she is now:




"Never had an album that's told a cohesive story?" Look at the success that R Kelly had with "Trapped in the Closet"

UPDATE: What Would Tyler Durden Do? has pictures of Kelly Clarkson at the beach: She looks like a "fat, gay, Brad Pitt"