You think he'll call her?

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The Spitzer Scandal by a 3 year old

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Call of Duty 4: The Musical

This is a video for a song made entirely from the different gun shots in Call of Duty 4. It's pretty awesome:


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I'm moving to Italy

This is exactly how every show on TV should be like. Hot girl makes a bet, then loses that bet, then has to hop into a shower, wearing a white dress.

No nudity, but totally hot (maybe it's everyone speaking Italian?)


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A Lawnmower DUI

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Maybe they don't have the internet in NC

And there goes my theory that all DMV employees are worthless and spend all their time on the internet. If I see this thing on ebay I'm going to have to put a bid on it.

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Third Reich to Fortune 500

Cracked magazine has 5 popular brands that the Nazis gave us:

Already today you've used at least one product from a company that, at one time, worked for the Nazis. Now, in the name of not getting sued, we'd like to make it clear that we're not accusing any of the below companies of still being in bed with the Third Reich. All of them, to our knowledge, have long disavowed Hitler's regime as being both monstrous and no longer profitable.

IBM made their list:

You're probably thinking, "Wait a minute. IBM was American! The closest America ever got to the Nazis was when Indiana Jones wore that uniform as a disguise in Raiders of the Lost Ark!"

Actually, prior to the war, American business took what can be generously described as a morally ambivalent stance on the whole Hitler thing. American groups, such as the Rockefeller Foundation and the Carnegie Institute, directly funded Nazi eugenics projects in the early '30s (where the goal was to find ways to breed a master race). Of course, once the war started, most American businesses cut ties with Hitler. IBM, on the other hand, decided to stick around and see where he was going with this whole final solution thing.

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